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Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

real hacker:
So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker:
*types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker:
But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker:
I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker:
What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker:
Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker:
I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker:
*types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

iwishiwaspattismith:

Made some more stickers to put around campus and Santa Fe

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

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(Source: reuniclus)

the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

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chugway:

djavjr:

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I FOUND IT

sapphireclaw:

I’m confused

(Source: 6yr)

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

squided:

viva-la-heichou:

hannahissoweird:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?

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prepare yourself

thicccc:

new aesthetic: a fucking toilet mojito

(Source: klumtv)

the-lady-of-mirkwood:

dontknowchev:



What a waste of space.

did you just

(Source: -kokoro)

Guys i was having a fire and look closely at it.

Is satan trying to communicate with me?

cactiofficial:

When someone you want to vent about follows you on the site you want to vent on and is pretty much guaranteed to see it so you have to just keep it to yourself forever.

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They are making 7 Arabian nights movies. You know the casting department is already thinking

derpnikdrawing:

naamahdarling:

kiki-eternal:

dynastylnoire:

nabokovsshadows:

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I fuckin’ flat-out LOST IT at that last one.  Holy shit.

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